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Killer Diller (1948, directed by Josh Binney)
Dressed in top hat, oversized suit, and big clown shoes, Dusty "Open
The Door Richard" Fletcher auditions his magic act for a cynical
theatre manager (George Wiltshire). When Dusty seems to make the
manager's fiancee (Nellie Hill) disappear for real, the
police are called. The klutzy cops begin chasing Dusty around the
theatre. Even so, "the show must go on"! That's the entire plot of
this groovy all-black vaudeville-like flick. Andy Kirk and his
Orchestra provide backing for most of the acts, and also do a few
numbers on their own. You can hear bop and R&B all over the place,
even with the big-band swing format still in place. There are great sax
solos, a bop number with stinging Charlie Christian-style electric guitar, a
bass-driven swanger, and an R&B guitar rocker with dancin' girls!
Beverly White sings a song about how "I don't wanna get married, 'cause
when you're single, you have so much fun"! And Jackie Mabley does
stand-up based on the character of a middle-aged jive-talkin' "Mom,"
instead of the eldery Moms Mabley most of us remember from the 60s. She
also does a piano-backed rap called "Don't Sit On My Bed." But the
headliners here are the King Cole Trio.
Nat Cole's ultra-cool R&B/jazz hybrid was in full pre-pop bloom for
this film. They do three tunes: "Ooh Kick A Rooney," "Now He Tells Me,"
and a high-energy bop-like instrumental called "Breezy and the Bass."
There are also appearances by the tap-dancing Clark Brothers, the
intense swing-dancing Four Congeroos (two gals and two guys), and
Patterson & Jackson, heavy-set blues-shoutin' comedians who outdo
Spike Jones on a great Mills Brothers parody. Giggly Butterfly McQueen
appears as the theatre manager's secretary and the love interest of
Dusty Fletcher. This is a funky good time! Watch out for the Voodoo Man!
Hot Rod Gang (1958, directed by Lew Landers)
Here's a fun piece of nonsense from the much-beloved American
International Pictures. Drive-in movie stud John Ashley plays a young
cat who's leading a double life as the rockin' rollin' head of a
hot-rod club and a clean-cut violin-playing twerp who lives
with his two comical old-maid aunts. He's going to inherit a family
fotune, but in the meantime, his street-racing gang needs money to pay
the rent on their clubhouse. The great Southern character actor Dub
Taylor is their cigar-chomping landlord. Ashley meets Lois (Jody Fair), the new chick in town. Her dad
(Spike Jones alumnus Doodles "Beedlebaum" Weaver) is trying to set her
up with Ashley's straight-arrow persona. She soon digs the scene, and
in spite of Ashley's hot pointy-titted blonde girlfriend, the two
become an item. New chick Lois just happens to know Gene Vincent, and
suggests the R'n'R star might be able to help the gearheads raise money
for rent. Gene's heading out on tour, so can't
make their gigs, but he has a brainstorm: He'll release a split single
(!) with Ashley to help raise cash for the kids. The young
hot-rodder/upper-crust heir is reluctant, because he doesn't want his
family to know what's happening. So, he puts on a beret and fake beard,
and asumes a third identity as jive-talkin' beatnik rocker Jackson
Dallyrimple. Jackson hits the radio with a tune called "Hit and Run
Lover," and the bread starts rollin' in. There are plot twists
involving jealous criminal types in the car club, a cynical cop ("When
was the last time you were kicked by a policeman?"), and a trunk filled
with stolen hubcaps. But the real kicks here come from the cute chicks,
bitchen rods tearin' up the streets of L.A., and the music. Gene
Vincent & the Blue Caps steal the movie with their two scenes,
rockin' the joint with "Dance in the Street" and the sexy, grinding
blues-ballad "Baby Blue." Eddie Cochran's collaborator Jerry Capehart
gets credit as associate
music supervisor, and Cochran supposedly makes an uncredited cameo, but
I didn't spot him. This flick has some interesting stylistic elements
that were used in 1960s teen comedies from a few years later (Ashley
was the second banana in
several beach-party movies). Yeah, it's squeaky clean sexy 1950s fun!
Brainy hot-rodder: "I'm still convinced the half-drive centrifical
blower
will give better power thrust." His chick: "There he goes with that
hot-rod Esperanto again."
The Cool and the Crazy
(1958, directed by William Witney)
Scott Marlowe plays the new rebel-without-a-cause in
school, where he plans to deal a lot of "M" (marijuana) and get
his fellow teens "hooked" on pot. Most of the "teenagers" are played
by actors in their mid-20s, and all the guys try very hard to come
off tough/cool in the Dean/Brando style. On the first day of school,
the dealer disrupts class and later propositions his teacher. The cat
is psycho from the loco weed--he tries to get arrested for kicks, plays
chicken with unsuspecting motorists, and has hallucinations of cops
who aren't there. Soon, the whole gang is hooked, and turn criminal to
support their marijuana habits. Things do not go well! "M" kills!
Classic bullshit! Shot in Kansas City, the highlight of the movie for
me is a
scene with the gang at the KC Blue Note Club, where a black R&B
band is wailin' and cute chicks in tight sweaters are dancin'. Now,
pass it over here, dude
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000, directed by Danny
Leiner)
And speaking of herb--dude, where's my sequel?! This is my favorite
stoner movie maybe since Cheech & Chong's Up in
Smoke . . . but whatever happed to the planned sequel? Is Mr. Demi
Moore above it all now? Hmm. "The following story is based on actual
events . . . " Two stoner slackers (Ashton Kutcher and Seann William
Scott)
wake up the morning after intense partying with no memory of the night
before. And Kutcher's car is missing. The flick follows the two
good-hearted
potheads on their surreal, hilarious, incredibly stoopid journey in
search
of the car and their memory of the night before. Their whacky
adventures
include their "twin" girlfriends (Jennifer Garner and Marla Sokoloff)
who don't look alike, a hippie-mystic dealer with a pot-smoking dog,
hot
chicks, bad-guy jocks, a Chinese restaurant drive-thru with a back-talking speaker-box,
nerdy UFO cultists (with Hal Sparks as their leader), aliens disguised
as hot models, aliens disguised as gay Nordic muscle men, a
"gender-challenged" stripper with a boner ("Dude, you're a dude!"),
ostrich poaching (with Andy Dick as a poacher), dumb cops, Animal
Planet, a super hot giant alien, and the fate of the universe! And it's
all done with a sweetness that treats weed 'n sex like good clean fun!
It has a goofy cartoon quality that no doubt owes much to writer Philip
Stark, who was the producer of That '70s Show. Director Danny
Leiner has more recently directed Harold & Kumar Go to White
Castle. I even thought the soundtrack to this worked well, in spite
of it being mostly bands I would never listen to outside this context:
Good Charlotte, Sprung Monkey, Ween, Sum 41, etc. Plus things like
Young MC's "Bust
a Move" and Hot
Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing" are used in cool ways. Groovy movie,
y'all. Shibby!
Cisco
Pike (1972, directed by B.W.L. Norton)
Faded rock star Cisco Pike is played by Kris Kristofferson in his
second movie and first starring role. Cisco is trying to stop dealing after a recent bust and get his music career back on
track. He's working on music and living quietly with girlfriend Karen
Black,
when he's approached by crooked, possibly psycho narc Gene Hackman. The
cop
needs $10,000 in two and a half days, and pressures Cisco into moving a
huge quantity of high-quality bud to raise the cash. This flick is a
great
early-70s slice-of-L.A.-life, with nods to both Robert Altman and
Raymond
Chandler (compare this to Altman's 1973 adaptation of Chandler's The
Long
Goodbye). There are especially nice touches of montage and music
while the pot deals are going down. And dig the hilarious
recording-studio
scene with Doug Sahm and the Sir Douglas Quintet recording "Michoacan"
(killer single co-written by Kim Fowley!). Cisco meets a rich bisexual
party girl played by Warhol superstar Viva. Her girlfriend is the
amazingly
named Joy Bang (you might recognize her from 70s movie and TV roles).
Harry
Dean Stanton is Cisco's strung-out ex-musical partner, who shows up in
the midst of the two-day marijuana-selling marathon. Also watch for
Antonio
Fargas (Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch), Roscoe Lee Browne
(you'll recognize him!), Hugh Romney (a.k.a. Wavy Gravy), Allan Arbus
(the
army shrink from TV's M*A*S*H), and Howard Hesseman (billed as
Don Sturdy).
Suddenly (1954, directed by Lewis Allen)
I've never had much use for Sinatra. As a singer he's boring (gimme
Dean Martin!), and as an actor--well, he's better, but most
of his movies are either heavy-handed Hollywood crapola or camp for
post-Beatles martini drinkers. The two definite exceptions, oddly
enough,
are both about presidential assassinations. There's the obvious one,
of course--The Manchurian Candidate. But eight years before John
Frankenheimer's classic slice of early-60s paranoid cinema, there was Suddenly.
Unlike the '62 movie, Old Blue Eyes is the
bad guy here--a deeply tweaked psychotic killer. This is a 75-minute,
low-budget, cold-war film noir of small-town life turned upside down by
"outside" political forces (goddamn commies!). As the sheriff of the
small
town of Suddenly, Sterling Hayden is a strutting, rock-faced stereotype
of the all-American male ("Guns aren't necessarily bad--it depends on
who
uses them"). He receives word that the President is on a cross-country
train trip, and will make a stop in Suddenly. Feds start arriving to
coordinate
the visit. Frank Sinatra and two other hoods also show up. They turn
out
to be hired assassins, who make their way to the house on a hill that
overlooks the train station where the President is due to stop. They
take the family hostage. The sheriff (Hayden) just happens to have a
thing for the young
war widow (Nancy Gates) who lives there with her small son and
father-in
law. Hayden becomes part of the kidnapped group, who quarrel and plead
with the would-be assassins. It turns out Sinatra is a war veteran, who
has become a wild-eyed sadist with a taste for killing. He hated the
officers
while in the army, which is interesting since his target would have
been
Dwight Eisenhower! Sinatra is a cool character who's ready to explode
at
any moment. "Show me a guy with feelings and I'll show you a sucker."
He
slowly unravels as he's verbally confronted by Hayden. When the sheriff
accuses
him of playing god with the hostages' lives, Sinatra snaps back, "When
you've
got a gun, you are a sort of god." Sinatra's performance is
great--almost
over-the-top but not quite. Given his reputation, it's hard not to
wonder
if he had really known similar cold-blooded killers. The resolution of
the
movie is now predictable (Eisenhower wasn't killed!), but who
cares--this
is a taut, paranoid little movie that offers strange and sometimes
unintentionally funny performances by both Sinatra and Hayden.
Horror Hospital [1973, directed by Antony Balch] Flipped-out
horror flick from the director who did four different experimental
shorts with William S. Burroughs, including the incredible Towers
Open
Fire (1963). Balch's only other film was a 1970 sexploitation thing
called Secrets of Sex, which I've never seen. Horror
Hospital is centered around a burned-out English rocker
named Jason (Robin Askwith), who looks like a cross between Peter Noone
and Brian Jones. He answers an ad for a health spa called Hairy
Holidays,
catering to the under-30 hippie crowd. He figures a stay in the country
will do him good. On the way to the retreat, Jason meets a cute hippie
chick named Julie (Vanessa Shaw). She's also traveling to the Hairy
Holidays
destination. But she's going to visit her Aunt Harris (Ellen Pollock),
who
runs the place with her creepy wheelchair-bound husband Dr. Storm
(English low-budget horror regular Michael Gough). As
soon as Jason and Julie arrive, things are obviously not right. At
dinner, they sit down at the table with a group of white-faced,
non-speaking people. Dr. Storm's dwarf assistant (Skip Martin) acts
strangely. Blood
spurts from a water faucet. Scattered around the hospital and
its grounds are leather-clad "bike boys" acting as guards, with helmets
and shaded visors, so their faces remain unseen. You only see two of
the bikers at a time, because they're all played by the same two
actors!
It turns out the mad Dr. Storm uses his young guests as guinea pigs,
and is trying to perfect a brain operation that will turn them into his
own personal mind-controlled zombies. But nothing really makes sense!
With a decapitating car, hippie tits, a stomach-turning sex scene, and
a band called Mystic, who do a killer bit of heavy Satan-rock called
"Mark of Death"!
--Eddie Flowers
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SLIPPY TOWN TIMES online #2:
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